“But unlike the bizarre Oozumo, this doesn’t feature fat lard-ased, pony tailed, pampers wearing, slap-happy, hippo-like mountains (the kind that made Gazza’s mate Jimmy Five Bellies look like Twiggy).”
from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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“Thankfully, what MK Mythologies lacks in graphics, sound, story and social credibility, it makes up for in playability. Only joking! The gameplay is as shit as everything else.”
from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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“FROM THE CREATORS OF BLOODY ROAR 1, 2 AND 3”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.”
from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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“This handsome fellow is Gexorr, the final boss. He lives inside Zorr, the previous boss, to avoid council tax.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“He’s got a scar on his face, so by the Hollywood rule of facial deformity he’s obviously a bad’un. Even if he does dress like a hotel valet.”
from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)
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“Your executioner awaits…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“Finish that zombie then take out the bad-ass with the teddy”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Got bored with your old games? Want to play them again? Now you can with these fantastic new techniques!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)
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