“When I was conceptualising this mag I dreamt of all the amazing 64bit games I’d be playing. Had this dropped on my desk when I was Editor of Super Action I wouldn’t have thought it was all that good. Know what I mean?”
from 64 Magazine issue 4 (February 1998)
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“Miyamoto says he’d like to see penguins in all his N64 games. Fortunately these aren’t like Mario Kart‘s kamikaze fowl!”
from 64 Solutions: Pilot Wings / Wave Race (pack-in with 64 Magazine issue 14, April 1998)
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“If this doesn’t get a star letter I will personally wreck your house with a large wrecking ball.”
from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)
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“This handsome fellow is Gexorr, the final boss. He lives inside Zorr, the previous boss, to avoid council tax.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“He’s got a scar on his face, so by the Hollywood rule of facial deformity he’s obviously a bad’un. Even if he does dress like a hotel valet.”
from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)
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“Jump the jumps, sound your horn, and marry your cousin!”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
“This magazine is not endorsed, sponsored or otherwise authorised by Nintendo”
from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)
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“Oh, I don’t know. It’s Snowboard Kids, and it’s got snow and boards and kids in it. Do your own caption.”
from 64 Magazine volume 15 (1998)
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“If you want lizards, wait for Yoshi.”
from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)
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