Dinosaur Bounty Hunter Diaries #124: Turret’s Syndrome
Dinosaurs For Hire #7
Buddy, when I said this column was going to be exhaustive, I meant it in the stupidest way possible.
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ONM Remembered – #465
“After finishing this letter, I didn’t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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ONM Remembered – #444
“HAVE A VERY MERRY CRISTMAS”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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ONM Remembered – #415
“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 3
“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.”
from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #393
“Can you imagine a game called Super Martin?”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)
ONM Remembered – #381
“Jump the jumps, sound your horn, and marry your cousin!”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
ONM Remembered – #375
“In Blast Corps, Amber is always saying: “You’re just trying to undress me.” I find the tension quite unbearable.”
from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)
ONM Remembered – #364
“Oh, and Nintendo have signed up Tim Follin to compose the soundtrack in the style of REO Speedwagon. Or maybe I just haven’t got a clue. You decide.”
from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #360
“Uncensored comment and opinion from Nintendoids like you”
from Official Nintendo Magazine 137 (February 2004)
