“Be careful! When you see our shots of Zelda and Pokémon, it’s very possible your brain will be singed and your bowels will fail you.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 97 (October 2000)
(page 88 is omitted, as it was featured in ONM Remembered #36)
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“After four days of breaking speed limits and watching awesome pile-ups, David remained the best boy racer.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)
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“That’s the puppy: the e-Reader. Uglier than a giant spider with a Vanessa Feltz head on it, but there you go.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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“Strap yourself in for the most competitive, addictive, wide open racing action ever.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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“New bumpers, a roof spoiler and sidetrims were added before they were doused in purple paint to create the authentic GameCube look.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 121 (October 2002)
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“TAKE THE FIGHT OUTSIDE”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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“Try to remember that the baggage limit is something stupid like 25kg so you won’t be able to take away any cute Japanese shop assistants in videogame outfits.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)
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“He was adopted by a power financial magnet.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“That 16 year old you were expecting could easily turn out to be a 45 year old pervert.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 113 (February 2002)
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“I think I’d make a very fine owl. Twit-twoo, twit-twoo.”
from N64 Magazine issue 14 (April 1998)
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