“Reset Button: This button resets your N64 if, for instance, you’re fed up to the back teeth with the somewhat lengthy ‘congratulations’ sequence in Mario Kart 64.”
from The Nintendo 64 Companion (pack-in with N64 Magazine issue 11, January 1998)
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“Card games with a Poké twist!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 114 (March 2002)
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“‘Where’s the D-Pad?’ we hear your cry. It’s sneakily concealed behind the centre panel, hidden by the tasteful Williams F1 logo.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)
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“Don’t get Kirby too close to the edge or he’ll fall to his doom. Move the GBA!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 110 (November 2001)
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“The game will also come complete with 3D models of Mazza and all your favourite Nintendo heroes which you can bend beyond belief.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)
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“If you like the chunky feel of an arcade stick then this is for you.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“A whole bunch of new yellow Game Boy accessories from GAMESTER”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)
“… letting you feel every red-hot bullet penetrating Bond’s soft flesh.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“Be careful! When you see our shots of Zelda and Pokémon, it’s very possible your brain will be singed and your bowels will fail you.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 97 (October 2000)
(page 88 is omitted, as it was featured in ONM Remembered #36)
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“That’s the puppy: the e-Reader. Uglier than a giant spider with a Vanessa Feltz head on it, but there you go.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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