“Dropping the joypad after a minute and walking off exclaiming ‘What a steaming great dumper!’ will not do anything for Anglo-Nippon relations. Unless it’s Seta. They’re probably used to it.”
from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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“Better known as Daisy in the UK, the pretty pink princess is good for nothing except whimpering and getting kidnapped.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 56 (May 1997), issue 57 (June 1997), and issue 58 (July 1997)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“Dom grasps the basketball tightly and sets himself up for the mother of all slam dunks. Leaping gazelle-like from the court, Dom aims his hands towards the basket. You should been there – it was just like poetry in motion.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 117 (June 2002)
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“That’s right, blame Nintendo’s dull screen instead of your own failings.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 137 (February 2004)
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“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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“Dom watches in misery as the errant skateboard rolls away, leaving him looking rather foolish.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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“Got bored with your old games? Want to play them again? Now you can with these fantastic new techniques!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)
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“No, no, NO! Luigi DIDN’T appear in SM 64, despite all those pesky rumours on the Internet.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“We’re not talking CDs here, which aren’t quite as tolerant of having strawberry jam slapped all over them as we might have been led to believe.”
from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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“What is Donkey Kong the king of in this upcoming GBA game?”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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