“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.”
from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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“This handsome fellow is Gexorr, the final boss. He lives inside Zorr, the previous boss, to avoid council tax.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“He’s got a scar on his face, so by the Hollywood rule of facial deformity he’s obviously a bad’un. Even if he does dress like a hotel valet.”
from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)
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“Your executioner awaits…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“Finish that zombie then take out the bad-ass with the teddy”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Got bored with your old games? Want to play them again? Now you can with these fantastic new techniques!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)
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“I love Breetish laydeez.”
from N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)
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“**PRIZES!** Chance to win with every call”
from 100% Unofficial Nintendo 64 Players’ Guide To Zelda 64 (by Paragon Publishing)
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“No, no, NO! Luigi DIDN’T appear in SM 64, despite all those pesky rumours on the Internet.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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