ONM Remembered – #465
“After finishing this letter, I didn’t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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“After finishing this letter, I didn’t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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“The sultry Spice Whales line-up for your pleasure.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 61 (October 1997)
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“SEAL’S MOST WANTED: Pictures of Darth Wader (Seal’s so-called father)”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)
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“BRONZE SEAL OF QUALITY”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 56 (May 1997)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“The smell of Yoshi pooing out eggs is actually WORSE than the hum from Bowser’s jockstrap.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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“Claypots has gone completely insane, and he’s taken over the ONM office. Even worse, he’s stolen Super Mario 64 2 and he’ll only return it if the staff agree to become his slaves.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)
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“Life’s much too short for all this whining and complaining…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“SEEK AND YE WON’T FIND”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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“AAIEE! IT’S A SEALASAURUS”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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“Gather round, my little sealettes…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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