“This month I’m gonna show you a scene from Turok. The game’s a bit scary for little me, and I always close my eyes when those nasty dinos appear. Ooops, dead again. Giggle.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)
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“Oh, I don’t know. It’s Snowboard Kids, and it’s got snow and boards and kids in it. Do your own caption.”
from 64 Magazine volume 15 (1998)
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“I was quite looking forward to playing around with a young Japanese girl, when I heard that I could save my plane fare by getting a hold of Wonder Project 2.”
from Total 64 volume 1 issue 12
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“Even if PC-style flight sims get your knickers in a twist this is still a stinker.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Order the tap on computer, wait a couple more weeks, and then cancel the order when it still doesn’t turn up expecting to be able to get one at B&Q instead. You won’t, earning extra points.”
from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)
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“This is an accurate conversion of an extremely limited beat’em-up. How much more life can be squeezed out of the dinosaur that is 2D beat’em-ups?”
from N64 Pro issue 4 (February 1998)
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“Absolutely pathetic attempt at a racing game, redeemed only by… well, nothing, actually. It’s utter rubbish.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“There aren’t many lookers in Nintendo 64 games, but these lovely ladies are sure to get yer pulse racin’…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 85 (October 1999)
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“A classic Eighties shooter returns but hold on a minute… weren’t Eighties games rank?”
from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)
(CONTINUED)
“We tell it like it is!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (June 1998)
(page 52 is omitted, as it was featured in ONM Remembered #91)
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