ONM Remembered – #213
A (tenuous) Link to the Festivities
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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A (tenuous) Link to the Festivities
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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“✓ City saved ✓ Brutes beaten up ✓ Damsel rescued”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 110 (November 2001)
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“Imagine if Saddam had one of those? Game Over, USA. BZZZACCCK!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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“Jim, Jim, what were you thinking? It’s like Elvis joining the Monkees. Stay solo, Jim, and keep your integrity.”
from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)
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“By all means chill out, but try not to crush that horse.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Her hunky alter-go, Jake, must then learn how to behave like a man, negotiating such everyday laddish hazards as dating, bragging and public urinal etiquette.”
from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)
This headline always caught my eye, but I must never have actually read it, because it’s basically a load of guff about Nintendo dropping product placement in some off-beat sex comedy, Virtual Sexuality. I couldn’t find any other mention of Nintendo’s involvement in the film anywhere else, and I didn’t see many people talking about the movie online… so you know what I did? I sat down and watched it.
… who’s up for a film review?
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“Oh yes, I almost forgot… In this bag are the bones of your arch nemesis.”
from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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“It’s got four!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“We don’t know how you stand on horse-based violence, but we can’t get enough of it. Man creeps up, horse boots him in the face, man dies. Repeat. Now we’re having fun.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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“Imagine this – one day you’re happily practising your samurai techniques when up pops a bloke out of nowhere, telling you that the world you live in has been completely changed! Obviously this is likely to worry you a bit.”
from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)
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