“Ooh, I had the most awful nightmare last night. The EC banned Pot Noodles. It was something to do with the Social Chapter. I woke up shaking, and had to go down to the kitchen and have a Chicken and Mushroom one to calm down.”
from N64 Magazine issue 7 (October 1997)
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“Walkers, Tazos, Quavers and Monster Munch”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 104 (May 2001)
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“3… 2… 1… Nintendo Thunderbirds are go!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“Play as the good guys and rescue the Princess, or play as Bowser to capture her.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
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“Let’s hope it’s not a Mega Man Kart game.”
from Total 64 volume 1, issue 12 (unknown date)
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“Alert! Alert! Dodgy crock of bottocks in the area.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine 61 (October 1997)
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“The time has come to use magic, draw swords and swing morningstars…”
from official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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“THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)
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“It’s okay Santa! I’ve got him covered!”
from Computer & Video Games issue…?
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“It’s… they always win!”
from Total 64 volume 1, issue 12 (unknown date)
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