ONM Remembered – #344
“One day we’ll set up a proper little village and take pictures of it. Unless you write in threatening to kill us if you do.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 137 (February 2004)
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ONM Remembered – #343
“Sometimes we’ll want to ask you about Nintendo Official Magazine.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“It is face astringent juice with two people”
An update, huh? It’s been a while since we had one of those!
Because one person said they wanted to see more of them, I finished translating four more Otimusya pages (F-Zero, Wolfenstein 3D, Final Fight* and Hokuto no Ken) and two more chapters of the Zelda playthrough. And because nobody asked for them, there’s some Bomberman coverage and reviews of stuff I played in 2013 and 2014.
* just a head’s up that this one has some rape and transphobic jokes if you’d rather avoid those
Tomorrow happens to mark the tenth anniversary of Random Hoo Haas.
I’ll be frank, the fact I’ve been maintaining this place for a decade now is a little bit terrifying. I wouldn’t call it a surprise I’ve stuck with it this long – I’m a terrible man for bad habits! – but knowing it’s entertained and informed a few folks over the years does make it feel like all those evenings and afternoons weren’t for naught. Thanks for the chuckles!
ONM Remembered – #342
“BMT needed more non-driving mini-games – like one where you have to spit at a target.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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ONM Remembered – #341
“Oooh, there’s a lady in the shower. Quick, pull the curtain back! Damn… it’s a fat ghost and she’s not happy to be spied on.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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ONM Remembered – #340
“The time has come, choose your hedgehog leader wisely.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 117 (June 2002)
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ONM Remembered – #339
“What Kind of Pokémon Are You?”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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ONM Remembered – #338
“All the dinosaurs were trained actors, but we were chronically wasted. I mean, you can only take shouting ‘Rooaaaarrr’ and eating screaming people to a certain level.”
from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #337
“All that is left is to wish you luck and happy hunting!”
from 100% Unofficial Nintendo 64 Players’ Guide To Zelda 64 (by Paragon Publishing)
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ONM Remembered – #336
“Are you a real gamer?”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 121 (October 2002)
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