ONM Remembered – #417
“If you drive off-road for more than three seconds, you get told off. Thanks, mum.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)
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“If you drive off-road for more than three seconds, you get told off. Thanks, mum.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)
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“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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“Noddy counts the cash he’s made from the game spin-off of his cartoon!”
from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)
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“Dom watches in misery as the errant skateboard rolls away, leaving him looking rather foolish.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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“Still, all the best games filch the best elements from films, and Mace’s character design is no exception. Well, at least they left the ‘Knights Who Say Nee’ out. Thankfully.”
from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)
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“But unlike the bizarre Oozumo, this doesn’t feature fat lard-ased, pony tailed, pampers wearing, slap-happy, hippo-like mountains (the kind that made Gazza’s mate Jimmy Five Bellies look like Twiggy).”
from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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“Thankfully, what MK Mythologies lacks in graphics, sound, story and social credibility, it makes up for in playability. Only joking! The gameplay is as shit as everything else.”
from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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“FROM THE CREATORS OF BLOODY ROAR 1, 2 AND 3”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)
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