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ONM Remembered – #465

“After finishing this letter, I didn’t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)

ONM Remembered – #444

“HAVE A VERY MERRY CRISTMAS” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)

ONM Remembered – #415

“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 3

“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.” from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)

ONM Remembered – #393

“Can you imagine a game called Super Martin?” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)

ONM Remembered – #381

“Jump the jumps, sound your horn, and marry your cousin!” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #375

“In Blast Corps, Amber is always saying: “You’re just trying to undress me.” I find the tension quite unbearable.” from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)

ONM Remembered – #364

“Oh, and Nintendo have signed up Tim Follin to compose the soundtrack in the style of REO Speedwagon. Or maybe I just haven’t got a clue. You decide.” from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)

ONM Remembered – #360

“Uncensored comment and opinion from Nintendoids like you” from Official Nintendo Magazine 137 (February 2004)

ONM Remembered – #348

“I reckon it’s a type of South American dance involving fruit.” from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)

ONM Remembered – #338

“All the dinosaurs were trained actors, but we were chronically wasted. I mean, you can only take shouting ‘Rooaaaarrr’ and eating screaming people to a certain level.” from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)

ONM Remembered – #335

“God only knows what the gathered tourists thought…” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)

ONM Remembered – #323

“A game that gives the great Mazza a run for his money.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 62 (November 1997) (big ups to OldGameMags for the scans!)

ONM Remembered – #315

“He said he had a very nice meal, too.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)

ONM Remembered – #309

“DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 88 (January 2000)

ONM Remembered – #305

“We’re not the types to poke fun at peeps who’ve lost their hair, but what the hell!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 86 (November 1999)

ONM Remembered – #304

“THE CHAIRMAN” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)

ONM Remembered – #296

“A truly awe inspiring song.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 113 (February 2002)

ONM Remembered – #242

“Meet the root of our evil.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #239

Poopality from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)