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Dinosaur Bounty Hunter Diaries #124: Turret’s Syndrome

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Dinosaurs For Hire #7


Buddy, when I said this column was going to be exhaustive, I meant it in the stupidest way possible.
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ONM Remembered – #465

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“After finishing this letter, I didn’t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
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ONM Remembered – #444

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“HAVE A VERY MERRY CRISTMAS”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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ONM Remembered – #415

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“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 3

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“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.”





from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #393

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“Can you imagine a game called Super Martin?”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)

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ONM Remembered – #381

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“Jump the jumps, sound your horn, and marry your cousin!”


from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

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ONM Remembered – #375

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“In Blast Corps, Amber is always saying: “You’re just trying to undress me.” I find the tension quite unbearable.”


from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)

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ONM Remembered – #364

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“Oh, and Nintendo have signed up Tim Follin to compose the soundtrack in the style of REO Speedwagon. Or maybe I just haven’t got a clue. You decide.”


from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #360

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“Uncensored comment and opinion from Nintendoids like you”


from Official Nintendo Magazine 137 (February 2004)

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