There’s a few small pokey updates for the Bomberman Shrine and Metal Slug: Missing in Action. Don’t mind me, I’m just chucking up updates when I feel I’ve noodled long enough on something. I’m still otherwise farting about like I usually do!
“Unfortunately this is another poor cash-in on a successful cartoon.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“BRONZE SEAL OF QUALITY”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 56 (May 1997)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“In Blast Corps, Amber is always saying: “You’re just trying to undress me.” I find the tension quite unbearable.”
from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)
“PlayStation 2 controllers may have been voted the most comfortable around but after a match of FIFA they might as well be coated in butter as they become far too slippery.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“Melvin Sheep says… ‘Welcome to MUTTON WORLD’ (For The Best Fun You Can Have With A Sheep)”
from Mean Machines SEGA Issue 10 (August 1993)
“Arooga! Never mind those fancy fightin’ frolics. Gibbon half a chance, go for Donkey Kong and his primitive, brute strength.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“I can’t wait to get my girlfriend’s knickers off…they’re killing me.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)
“To triumph at a game. Any game, you understand. I’m really not fussy.”
from N64 Magazine issue 13 (March 1998)
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