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ONM Remembered – #351

“This month I’m gonna show you a scene from Turok. The game’s a bit scary for little me, and I always close my eyes when those nasty dinos appear. Ooops, dead again. Giggle.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #331

“Oh, I don’t know. It’s Snowboard Kids, and it’s got snow and boards and kids in it. Do your own caption.” from 64 Magazine volume 15 (1998)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 7

“I was quite looking forward to playing around with a young Japanese girl, when I heard that I could save my plane fare by getting a hold of Wonder Project 2.” from Total 64 volume 1 issue 12

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 6

“Even if PC-style flight sims get your knickers in a twist this is still a stinker.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 5

“Order the tap on computer, wait a couple more weeks, and then cancel the order when it still doesn’t turn up expecting to be able to get one at B&Q instead. You won’t, earning extra points.” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 4

“This is an accurate conversion of an extremely limited beat’em-up. How much more life can be squeezed out of the dinosaur that is 2D beat’em-ups?” from N64 Pro issue 4 (February 1998)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 3

“Absolutely pathetic attempt at a racing game, redeemed only by… well, nothing, actually. It’s utter rubbish.” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 2

“There aren’t many lookers in Nintendo 64 games, but these lovely ladies are sure to get yer pulse racin’…” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 85 (October 1999)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 1

“A classic Eighties shooter returns but hold on a minute… weren’t Eighties games rank?” from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)

ONM Remembered – #302

“We tell it like it is!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (June 1998) (page 52 is omitted, as it was featured in ONM Remembered #91)