“Thankfully, what MK Mythologies lacks in graphics, sound, story and social credibility, it makes up for in playability. Only joking! The gameplay is as shit as everything else.”
from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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“Scott Norton was once mistaken for a beached whale, tranquilised and put into San Diego Zoo, only being discovered when the relevant authorities realised whales don’t speak English.”
from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
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“This handsome fellow is Gexorr, the final boss. He lives inside Zorr, the previous boss, to avoid council tax.”
from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)
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“He’s got a scar on his face, so by the Hollywood rule of facial deformity he’s obviously a bad’un. Even if he does dress like a hotel valet.”
from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)
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“Finish that zombie then take out the bad-ass with the teddy”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Now we’re talkin’. Super Smash Brothers’ll keep you button bashin’ for ages, ’til well past your bedtime.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 88 (January 2000)
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“The game’s so fast it’ll make some players puke”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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“Unfortunately this is another poor cash-in on a successful cartoon.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“Arooga! Never mind those fancy fightin’ frolics. Gibbon half a chance, go for Donkey Kong and his primitive, brute strength.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“Whoever came up with the idea of porting Wheel of Fortune to the N64 should be hurt.”
from Total 64 volume 1 issue 12 (unknown date)
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