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Please consume my wares.

Chucking up some game reviews because it’s been a while since I’ve used the blog for bloggin’! That and I forgot how bare some of the ONM Remembered entries were. I finally began to highlight images without commentary to spare myself the trouble and hope it’d give the image some time to be appreciated… but […]

ONM Remembered – #349

“✓ Bangin’ Tunes ✓ Sounds warped ✓ Riffs made” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 114 (March 2002)

“Well he’s had his ups, he’s had his downs, he’s had his smiles, he’s had his frowns…”

ONM Remembered’s up and running and will run on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Updates will come when I’ve got something to update with! I usually post something about potentially upcoming whatnots on Twitter, which is currently more Bomberman guff, animated Bomberman guff, old anime flicks and usually a botched joke I’ll delete in ten minutes […]

ONM Remembered – #345

“Enthusiastic voting by Andrea earned Tamagotchi World its chart position, proving once and for all that democracy is a dangerous tool.” from N64 Magazine issue 13 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #342

“BMT needed more non-driving mini-games – like one where you have to spit at a target.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)

ONM Remembered – #329

“If you want lizards, wait for Yoshi.” from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)

History trembles with unbearable anger

So, how about that F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu, huh? Its coverage finished on Random Action Hour way back in April, if you missed it! It got a hastily-made characters page and everything! I got around six emails during that period about what people want to see on Random Action Hour, which was actually pretty nifty! It’s […]

ONM Remembered – #317

“You can have your cake and eat it with Mario Party. And you don’t even have to wait for yer birthday!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999) (big ups to OldGameMags for the scans!)

ONM Remembered – #310

“Make your way to the end of this level and you’ll be horrendously beaten by a huge bloke with a frisbee. Makes you wonder whether it’s all really worth it…” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #308

“The adventure to help Princess Dazzle begins…” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 113 (February 2002)

ONM Remembered – #284

“The game looks very much like The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, except all the interesting stuff’s been taken out and replaced by ants.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)

ONM Remembered – #252

“We’re building a machine with only one purpose – to play video games!” from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)

ONM Remembered – #243

“Q: So did the disaster of the film have any psychological effect on your development?” from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000) The Nintendo 64 got a little weird at the end of its era. Okay, I’ve said it was weird at darn near every part of its life cycle, but you’d pick up the latest […]

ONM Remembered – #238

“Juie the bionic beast takes on Retsu, super ninja.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #237

“Imagine if you were ten and were asked to draw a sumo wrestler in 30 seconds using thick marker pens, it would look like the sumos in Oozumo.” from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)

ONM Remembered – #217

“Board stoopid” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (June 1998)

ONM Remembered – #213

A (tenuous) Link to the Festivities from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)

ONM Remembered – #199

“✓ City saved ✓ Brutes beaten up ✓ Damsel rescued” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 110 (November 2001)

ONM Remembered – #189

“Imagine if Saddam had one of those? Game Over, USA. BZZZACCCK!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)

ONM Remembered – #176

“Jim, Jim, what were you thinking? It’s like Elvis joining the Monkees. Stay solo, Jim, and keep your integrity.” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)