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ONM Remembered – #238

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“Juie the bionic beast takes on Retsu, super ninja.”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (March 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #237

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“Imagine if you were ten and were asked to draw a sumo wrestler in 30 seconds using thick marker pens, it would look like the sumos in Oozumo.”


from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #217

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“Board stoopid”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 69 (June 1998)
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ONM Remembered – #213

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A (tenuous) Link to the Festivities


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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ONM Remembered – #199

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“✓ City saved ✓ Brutes beaten up ✓ Damsel rescued”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 110 (November 2001)
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ONM Remembered – #189

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“Imagine if Saddam had one of those? Game Over, USA. BZZZACCCK!”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)
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ONM Remembered – #176

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“Jim, Jim, what were you thinking? It’s like Elvis joining the Monkees. Stay solo, Jim, and keep your integrity.”


from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)
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ONM Remembered – #165

Thursday, October 31, 2013 at 11:00 am Comments (1)

“By all means chill out, but try not to crush that horse.”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)
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ONM Remembered – #152

Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 11:00 am Comments Off on ONM Remembered – #152

“Her hunky alter-go, Jake, must then learn how to behave like a man, negotiating such everyday laddish hazards as dating, bragging and public urinal etiquette.”


from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)

This headline always caught my eye, but I must never have actually read it, because it’s basically a load of guff about Nintendo dropping product placement in some off-beat sex comedy, Virtual Sexuality. I couldn’t find any other mention of Nintendo’s involvement in the film anywhere else, and I didn’t see many people talking about the movie online… so you know what I did? I sat down and watched it.


… who’s up for a film review?
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ONM Remembered – #149

Saturday, September 21, 2013 at 11:00 am Comments Off on ONM Remembered – #149

“Oh yes, I almost forgot… In this bag are the bones of your arch nemesis.”


from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)
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