“Anyone with hair that long doesn’t have a life worth living.”
Watched Resident Evil: Degeneration. It’s a film full of slow-motion bullet tracking, stuff blowing up, needlessly dramatic emotional scenes and characters being unharmed after being punched across the room. Is it any surprise my dad considered it one of the best video game movie he’s seen so far?
Like any good Resident Evil story, my interpretation of it was like so: A load of convoluted balls.
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