ONM Remembered – #08
“UP FOR GRABS”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 118 (July 2002)
No video game commentary here, I just cracked up at the sight of all those Harry Potter heads.
“DANIEL RADCLIFFE HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS. CLONES OF HIS DISEMBODIED HEAD HAVE ENGULFED HALF OF WALES. THE EARTH WILL BE UNDER GRAVE PERIL UNLESS IMMEDIATE ACTION IS TAKEN.”
And that’s when Mad Dog and Scorpion come in.
Contra was made by Konami right?
Fuck that, just send The Boss after the clones. She’d turn all their noses inside out.