Tuesday, February 28, 2017
“Bored after saving the world from the nuclear missile crisis, the Blast Corps crew decide to stage a no-holds-barred race through towns and countryside.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
“If things are getting tough and your Yoshis are being slaughtered, it’s time to call on a renegade band of mercenaries.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 62 (November 1997) (big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
Saturday, September 3, 2016
“Let’s hope the Big N developers are reading!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 61 (October 1997)
“You get given money and you have to decide how to spend it. Or you can spend it on girls, or Vodka Martinis.” from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)
“BEST BIT: There’d be random power-ups which appear on the basketball court.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 62 (November 1997) (big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
Saturday, October 3, 2015
“That’s wicked, Chris! But we reckon Herr Jigglypuff is a funny little critter in any language!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)
Saturday, January 24, 2015
“One on Ones like in golden eye 007” from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)
Thursday, December 11, 2014
“When Mr. T awakens the next morning, he is angered at his bare neck.” from N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
“I am pleased that games – whether they come in plastic cases or not – help prevent children getting into scrapes outside on the streets.” from N64 Magazine issue 41 (May 2000)
Saturday, December 14, 2013
“OH NO! KRUSTY THE CLOWN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL SIDESHOW BOB AS REVENGE ON KRUSTY FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF TORTURE! GO ALL AROUND SPRINGFIELD IN SEARCH OF ELUSIVE KRUSTY KAPS. THERE ARE 50 TO COLLECT IN ALL, AND WHEN YOU HAVE COLLECTED THEM ALL, KRUSTY WILL BE RELEASED, AND SIDESHOW BOB WILL […]
Saturday, November 30, 2013
“And also, as he’s a dinosaur hunter he could kill mech raptors and triceratopses!” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)
Saturday, October 26, 2013
“(trust the French)” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)
Saturday, October 5, 2013
“You wouldn’t have any lives, just £1000 to spend on repairs or fines.” from N64 Magazine issue 14 (April 1998)
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
“Here’s one we really, really want, though…” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
Saturday, August 31, 2013
“Claypots has gone completely insane, and he’s taken over the ONM office. Even worse, he’s stolen Super Mario 64 2 and he’ll only return it if the staff agree to become his slaves.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)
“MY GAME WOULD MAKE MILLIONS!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)
“Play as the good guys and rescue the Princess, or play as Bowser to capture her.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)
“Banjo-Kazooie will arrive in November at the surprisingly low price of $59.95.” from official Nintendo Magazine issue 61 (October 1997)
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
“You do realise, sir, that it is an offence not to own… PoliceStation!” from PlayStation Magazine issue 62 (September 2000)
“The game operates as a 3D scrolling beat-’em up with tricky puzzle games, such as Where’s My House and a PaRappa The Rapper-style Look, I Am The Greatest Dancer In The World.” from PlayStation Magazine issue 62 (September 2000)