“PlayStation 2 controllers may have been voted the most comfortable around but after a match of FIFA they might as well be coated in butter as they become far too slippery.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
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“Arooga! Never mind those fancy fightin’ frolics. Gibbon half a chance, go for Donkey Kong and his primitive, brute strength.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“I can’t wait to get my girlfriend’s knickers off…they’re killing me.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)
“LOOK!” “Luke WHO” “NO LOOK” “OH”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)
“Eternal Darkness: Life’s a game”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)
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“Everything that made the TV show so popular is in the game. Aside from the funny jokes, great animation and hilarious sound effects…”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 104 (May 2001)
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“Fight your way through a universe of huge corporations, strange religious sects and futuristic gun-slingers.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)
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“Uncensored comment and opinion from Nintendoids like you”
from Official Nintendo Magazine 137 (February 2004)
“EAT IT, MOUSE”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 121 (October 2002)
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“BEST BIT: There’d be random power-ups which appear on the basketball court.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 62 (November 1997)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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