MY DOG WORKS AT NINTENDO
Hey guys I totally went to some flea market and there was a guy who said he worked at Nintendo and LOOK WHAT I GOT
BIDDING STARTS AT 2K MONIES
Actually no it’s a mislabelled Super Mario Galaxy 2 Xtravision case.
If you can’t blame someone, blame Waluigi.
Waluigi sold me Street Fighter 5 the other day.
If you wrap that box up in cellophane and put it on eBay with “RARE BETA NEVER BEFORE OPENED” in the title, you’ll make a lot of money. Just make sure to put something like “Do you dare to open it?!” in the description.
But would the profit be enough to justify being banned from Xtravision for not returning a game?! D:
Or I could just get an empty opaque CD case and fill it with those Nintendo cards instead, and go out of my way to avoid saying it’s a game in the auction listing.
Also get with the times, MightyKombat – Waluigi just sold me Street Fighter 2010!
wait
Ah what? That son of a bitch I oughta slap his nose off.
Oh, it’s just a rental? I thought you actually paid 2k monies at a flea market for that.
Yeah, it’s just a rental – I should probably have had a photo of the case where I hadn’t covered the “game rental” label with a strategically-placed thumb. No, I just saw the misprint and thought “oh man, this’ll be great to make dumb prototype jokes about on my blog.” Because’s the kind of crap that keeps me amused now that I’m out of work.
You can still see the “tal” that sort of gives it away