“PlayStation 2 controllers may have been voted the most comfortable around but after a match of FIFA they might as well be coated in butter as they become far too slippery.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)
(CONTINUED)
“Melvin Sheep says… ‘Welcome to MUTTON WORLD’ (For The Best Fun You Can Have With A Sheep)”
from Mean Machines SEGA Issue 10 (August 1993)
“Arooga! Never mind those fancy fightin’ frolics. Gibbon half a chance, go for Donkey Kong and his primitive, brute strength.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 78 (March 1999)
(big ups to oldgamemags.com for the scans!)
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“I can’t wait to get my girlfriend’s knickers off…they’re killing me.”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)
“To triumph at a game. Any game, you understand. I’m really not fussy.”
from N64 Magazine issue 13 (March 1998)
“LOOK!” “Luke WHO” “NO LOOK” “OH”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)
“Whoever came up with the idea of porting Wheel of Fortune to the N64 should be hurt.”
from Total 64 volume 1 issue 12 (unknown date)
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“Turok 2 on the Gameboy is a different game unto itself, but just as fun as the Nintendo64 and PC versions!”
from Acclaim’s Turok 2: Seeds of Evil Official Strategy Guide (by Jeff Gomez and Evan Skolnick)
(CONTINUED)
“Eternal Darkness: Life’s a game”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)
(CONTINUED)
RETURN TO
RANDOM HOO HAAS
