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ONM Remembered – #86

“Cheesiest Photograph of the Month”


from N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)

This is priceless. In-store promotions like this seem like such an artefact of the 90s! Sure, the big ol’ games industry showboat sessions have people in elaborate costumes alongside impressive statues… but there’s something much more charming about it taking place in your regular retail shoppe.
I sincerely hope this was an actual in-store experience, complete with a Russian with poor AI trying to shoot him, only to get capped. “I guess he wasn’t at the top of his game.”
Because, darn it, if that didn’t happen, then I’ll have to do it. You have been warned.