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ONM Remembered – #27

“Jango Fett hails from what planet?”

from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002) pack-in, Star Wars Collectors Magazine

Didn’t you know? Southend is actually a planet. The British Empire conquered it and squished it into the side of England. That explains all the accents in Star Wars.
Also, Scotland is a space ship and Ireland is a pork pie.

One Comment

  1. carlmarksguy wrote:

    I think Jango Fett, like all the prequels, hails from the planet “Retcon” (now let me pause to adjust my coke-bottle glasses).

    Thursday, September 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm | Permalink