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Final Fight
( Year 1989 Arcade Capcom )
Wasn't this the most exhilarating game ever?
Stomping out an evil organisation with no weapons but fists,
Three men facing an army of foes boasting quick
reflexes and formidable strength・・・
The thrilling sensation of playing
what is certainly the most stressful game
ever!
The intro:
The story begins in Metro City.
In Metro City, Haggar is inaugurated as mayor. The no-good gang
Mad Gear turned it into a run-down
city、
and it was hardly the place where a person could live in in peace. A land where no crime was off-limits.
Neighbouring towns gave it the dishonourable label 「Super
crime city」, a title it could not live down.
One day, Mayor Mike Haggar received a telephone
call of unknown origin.
The call was from the heinous group
Mad Gear.
On the TV screen was what appeared to be
Jessica, Haggar's only daughter...
Her father is a grim-looking man, but she is a beautiful woman, don't you think?
In the SFC version Jessica's outfit was modified.
Less boob exposure
WHY?
Mad Gear's Damnd smiled wickedly.
This fellow seems to be the ringleader who captured
Jessica somehow or another.
Nevertheless, this guy's face is too yellow.
Maybe something's wrong with his liver?
The scene shifts to Cody and Guy who are in the midst of training, when they
finalise their call to arms・・・
And show their two dopey puckered faces!
Well, I can finally begin my battle against Mad Gear.
Normally I would have a weapon, and preferably I would come with a bullet-proof
vest, fully-armed and combat-ready.
But these are men with blood of fiery zeal...
And they will confront everything with their
bare hands!
The shirtless mayor
The others think he is reckless.
Can it really be one finely toned body that the city's fate falls upon?
Alright, I've got three buff dudes to choose to from.
Let's introduce them one-by-one.
Cody
The game's main character and the boyfriend of poor abducted
Jessica.
This character is very balanced and strong
overall.
His popularity is overshadowed by the other two, though.
If you get up close→ He
can stab without throwing the knife!
It's advisable to start with him as he's simple and easy to use.
Basic attack
Jab⇒Jab⇒Body
blow⇒Uppercut
Guy
A ninja with the title of
39th successor of the Bushin art.
Cody seems to be his friend and training companion.
Of the three characters he is the fastest, but his strength is the lowest.
This means he takes longer to defeat each enemy, which can be a drawback.
Where there are walls he can use the flying
triangle kick to propel himself from them.
Basic attack
Backfist⇒Backfist⇒Body
blow⇒Elbow
hit⇒Turnaround
kick
Incidentally, between the elbow hit and turnaround kick there is a
pause before the attack commences.
Enemies love to counterattack during that delay.
Haggar
Mayor of Metro City and father of
Jessica.
He was a former street fighter before earning the role of mayor.
This is a man who believes in the American Dream.
Man, trying to oppose this guy is
just asking for trouble...
He's the resident powerhouse, but is the most sluggish of the group.
I like professional wrestling, so to use a character like this is most
exhilarating of all.
Basic attack
Body blow⇒Body
blow⇒Knuckle
hammers
In addition, Haggar shows tremendous skill in his usage of the
aerial pile driver
Aerial pile driver
Pay attention to the expression of the hapless flunky.
Do you think he's disgusted because
his butt stinks?
Also, when it's game over
They land themselves in this sticky situation.
I feel sorry for them, so I'll help out.
The three warriors have a narrow escape from death.
Now we have the selection of insignificant human sacrifices Mad
Gear offer to our warriors
Small fry / all-stars
They range from weaklings to handfuls↑ Some groups are strong, some groups are
pathetic.
I'd like to introduce you to the
Mad Gear crew, listed by strength
tier.
The Weakest
From left( SIMONS ・ DUO ・ BRED ・ JAKE )
They are the weakest grunts of Mad Gear.
They shouldn't be difficult one-on-one, but once they form a group it can be a
struggle.
Just so you know, guys,
they can jump and kick when you
least expect it!
The problematic jump-kick
Surely it is the No.1
technique.
The Weak
( J ・ TWO.P ・ HOLLY WOOD )
The two assholes are punks, the latter is a suicide bomber.
The punk motherfuckers move like boxers and can't be grabbed easily.
They'll bide their time before moving in→ for
a quick jab
If you're play as the slow-moving Haggar, you might have trouble with these guys.
The suicide bomber throw firebombs and often blows himself up→ A
dangerous man by various means.
The Intermediate
( G.DRIBER ・ WONG WHO ・ BILL BULL ・ AXL ・ SLASH )
This group consists of a fatty and
a guard(aka Kenshiro)
Because they suddenly charge like cattle, the fatties demand your attention.
They can also high-kick→ Wait,
how can they do that with such fat legs?
That kind of stretching is impossible!
These asshole guards are often known as Kenshiro
due to the similarity to that character's leather clothes.
Despite the resemblance, they can't perform the art of Hokuto Shinken.
It's best to grab hold of these guys, because true to their name, they'll block
your punches.
Try and defeat them quickly→ Because
when they grab you, it's going to hurt.
...Wait, is that other guy floating?
The Strong
( EL GADO ・ HOLLY WOOD ・ POISON ・ ROXY )
One is a knife wielder and the
other is
a transvestite
The knife wielder stabs you with a knife, if the name didn't suggest it strongly
enough.
Any fight with these guys can get intense, thanks to their quick movements and
long range.
This guy's other techniques include:
Sliding→
Falling from the sky without warning
Or maybe they're the Chinese acrobatics team?
Or maybe that image is them...
Being abducted by aliens?
The transvestite, I repeat, is a transvestite.
Haggar knows now, but only after some grave
mistakes.
The Strongest
( ANDORE ・ G.ANDORE ・ ANDORE Jr. ・ F.ANDORE )
The game's strongest enemies are the Andore family.
As is expected, these guys are the strongest and are aggressive even when caught
by Haggar.
It looks like he's thrusting his
crotch at him!
The Andore family are also widely varied in their range of attacks.
Murder punch
Neck choke
Charge
Down attack
They can even bust out a pile driver on
you.
These guys are tough!
Also, check this out:
The clan all share the same face.
That's a formidable gene!
In addition, this Andore family...
In a crisis, they will make "Play Relationships"
with you.
Photographic evidence
Haggar isn't enjoying this...
(Okay, that's a lie...)
Anyway, let's start fighting!
STAGE1
Jessica is snatched up by Damnd,
but because the lackeys are so weak, you can reach the boss with ease.
The boss is Damnd, the gang leader who had kidnapped Jessica.
He seems to think he's the leader of Mad Gear,
though he appears to be a simple gofer.
When Damnd is damaged to a certain degree,
he'll hop over here and summon his minions with the call of a whistle.
He's invincible when he's on his perch.
Haggar claims victory!
But although Damnd is defeated, there's no sign of Jessica.
Incidentally, I discovered something new
while fighting Damnd
I learnt that:
Damnd is bald!
His hair's peeling off, don't you think?
STAGE2
Stage 2 is a battle in the subway.
The Andore family make their first appearance in this area.
Inside the train the stream of enemies are quite a menace.
This boss is the 「novice killer」 who is
known as Sodom.
He'll chop at you with either of his swords if you get close.
Frankly, I wonder if he isn't a considerably hard boss for the second level.
Since you get attacked by a sudden dash before you can attack if you are
within his Y-axis,
a frontal approach is unwise.
After toppling Sodom we move to a bonus stage with a car, for some reason.
I don't know who owns this car, but I am forced to destroy it.
I can scarcely believe this man is mayor.
Bred emits a broken wail for the loss of his beloved vehicle.
STAGE3
Stage 3 is set in a battle on the streets.
This stage features a lot more enemies than the previous two,
but this only allows you to pick someone up and hurl him at a crowd.
In the middle of the stage you are forced to fight three members of the Andore
clan.
Three at once are nigh-unbeatable, but take care of one of them and you'll have a lighter load to
dispose of.
Once the fighting stops you can continue on your way.
This boss is the corrupt cop Edi.E
If you get too close he'll demonstrate police brutality and whack you with his
club.
Once his health gets low, Officer Idiot
will open fire with his pistol.
STAGE4
Stage 4 is set in a factory bursting into flames.
Because it's constantly baked in flame, there's no reason to move on the Y-axis
much.
Rolento is the boss of this stage.
This guy is the fastest character you'll meet - so fast he leaves an afterimage!
If you approach him carelessly he'll throw you to the ground.
This is a nuisance, as his baton has long range and can hit you from afar.
He can also throw grenades which hurt quite a lot, understandably.
When is life is at zero, he will scuttle aside and kill himself.
Why?
After you beat Rolento you enter a bonus stage requiring you demolish panes of glass.
There's plenty of time, so I find it easy to get a perfect run.
STAGE5
Stage 5 is a long stretch with large quantities of enemies we've seen before.
This zone also has plenty of encounters with knife wielders, which can be a hassle.
Haggar breaks the barrels with a double-fist swing.
This whirlwind attack is great for crowd
clearing.
This boss is Abigail.
He's the head honcho of the Andore gang.
He's a Mad Gear member with Herculean
strength, but he isn't exactly
intelligent.
When he's angry, he heats up like a
boiling kettle.
Get out of his way when he's
red!
STAGE6
At last, we reach the final stage.
The onslaught of enemies is not as intense as earlier stages,
though it's surprisingly easy to be taken out by rolling drums.
Once you reach the middle of the stage, though, it's going to get hectic.
Caution is required as enemies suddenly appear from behind pillars.
We're on our way to the last boss.
Our last boss is Belger.
He first appears on a wheelchair with Jessica, but
bust his ass and he'll start using his legs.
He never enters close-quarters combat, he will only spring around and fire his
crossbow.
Once his health is low, he'll stand in front of the window and fire at you. This
only makes it easier to knock him through it.
Belger is defeated!
When he is conquered, he falls through the glass and plummets down the side of
the building.
Belger falls,
but still holds onto his gun.
Victory, at last!
Also, all three characters appear for some
reason.
It's a touching ending.
Jessica has a moving reunion with her father,
but Haggar is still bitter for
letting this happen.
Cody and Guy march as the credits roll.
Gosh, Guy is small in comparison.
That's the ending. Or so they thought...
They are chased by a swarm of enemies, and none
of them are happy!
But one man lags behind:
No one will claim victory after meeting the
buttocks of Andore!
However:
Haggar has appeared!
But even his arrival
cannot save him from being pile drived!
In the last second, the indomitable minds of
the Mad Gear grunts allowed them to achieve a miracle victory. (End)
That's not the
punch line.
In reality, Jessica appears chasing after
Cody.
Guy beats up Cody for ignoring his
girlfriend.
Jessica and Cody will be happy together.
But after this struggle, can they really live
happily forever?
You see, several years later,
Cody later appeared in
Zero Strike and in that time had become a
prisoner.
Pointless, wasn't it...
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