Do people still make 24 jokes anymore?
So I went out this evening to learn a little about swifts. Pretty awesome birds! They’ve got tiny adorable little feet and beautiful crescent-like wings. Also they copulate in midair. Apparently they also sleep while flying! Someone wanted to know how anyone found that out, pondering if they were kidnapped and interrogated. I really, really wanted to suggest that the interrogator they used was Jackdaw-er, but I didn’t. I’m kicking myself for not utilising such a terrible, terrible pun.
Also we’re halfway through the year already? Colour me miffed!
