ONM Remembered – #88
“You can’t lose with these titles, but you will lose to ME, SUCKA!”
from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)
I love the dire attempt to try and string all these games together. They can’t just admit the games were too crap to try and give their own page spreads, and simply stating “here’s some rubbish from Midway!” would be too defeatist. Quick! What do you do in each game? PRETEND THERE’S CONTINUITY.
“Lost his marbles, then destroyed the world” would make a great epitaph, though.
