“This is probably a stupid question, but do you hire real birds to make your chilli, or do you just get guys in costume?”
… I asked the canary wearing a chef’s hat.
Today’s observation: I have no idea what last night’s dream was all about. It involved going go-carting with my friends; being invited to a group of medieval knights living in the mountains (who called themselves the Nigerian Knights, but had surprisingly few Nigerians); a group of canaries making chilli as a tie-in promotion for the Super Mario Bros. movie; and an arcade game based off M*A*S*H, with Game Over screens featuring shocking amounts of blood and gore from the main characters.
Today’s epiphany: My dreams have better writing than my actual writing.
Its a premonition. You’re gonna do a Monty PYthon film next.