ONM Remembered – #46

Tuesday, October 30, 2012 at 11:00 am Comments (1)

“DANGEROUSLY ENTERTAINING”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)

God, it’s like the barest ad there is. No gripping imagery, no dumb jokes… it barely even has a sales pitch! It’s not even “buy Perfect Dark because it’s a good game, probably”, it’s “buy Perfect Dark because we’re throwing prizes around like we don’t give a crap.”
It’s boring and inoffensive enough… until you see that that they just had to throw in a knob joke.

“You’ll go blind”, it says, next to a suggestive image of a hand gripping a joystick.
You’d think the magazine had a quota for dick jokes or something.

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