Saturn Bomberman Fight!!

Rounds

Round 1 - vs. Kurobon

pre-fight

Shiro: Huh?! So I gotta fight you first, Kurobon?
Kuro: Geh! Geez, to meet up with you so suddenly...
Shiro: Alright! Let's get started! I don't want you to chicken out if you start losing!
Kuro: S-Sure, but do you think you could lighten up on me a little?
Shiro: Huh? What are you talking about?! We gotta put our all into this, right?

victory

Kuro: Geh owie...owie...Okay! I give....
Shiro: What are you saying?! If you act like that, you'll never win the big showdown!
Kuro: That doesn't matter since I already lost to you, Shirobon!
Shiro: I guess you have a point! Well, you'd better train some more when you get home, okay?
Kuro: G--Give me a break, man!

Round 2 - vs. Pegi Jr.

pre-fight

Shiro: W--Who is that?

Pegi Jr.: ... ....
Shiro: ...Are you participating in the big showdown too?

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: Wanna fight?

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: Say something!

victory

Shiro: So I managed to win somehow.... Though I have no idea what this guy was thinking...

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: A--Are you okay?
Pegi Jr.: Bleghhh..
Shiro: ....What in the world....?

Round 3 - vs. Radibom

pre-fight

Radibom: Barari bararira!
Radibom: You there! Don't get in my way buddy!
Shiro: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm the guy you're supposed to fight.
Radibom: Hyahahaha! In that corner I beat two other guys like you easy! So I wish you good luck, cause you'll need it! Hyahahahah!!
Shiro: What corner? What guys? Is this even a Bomber battle anymore?

victory

Radibom: Hyahahahah! Now I've got you trapped in the last corner! You're mine now!
Shiro: Uh....Yeah.
Radibom: Now I'm gonna kick your can! Smell ya later! Hyahahahah.... eh?!
Radibom: I'm broken and can't move....
Shiro: Geez. Is there anyone who can challenge me in this grand showdown?

Round 4 - vs. Honey

pre-fight

Honey: I knew you'd show up!

Shiro: ... ...
Honey: You're not a bad person, but to let you know... I'm going to win! Are you listening?
Shiro: Great! Now I've finally met someone that can give me a workout!
Honey: What are you going on about? Don't you realize that you're going to lose to me?
Shiro: You may say that, but I'm not backing down either!
Honey: It doesn't matter if you decide to give it your all either!

victory

Honey: Hey now! Don't forget you're fighting a defenceless girl! Hold back some, will ya?
Shiro: But you were fighting me for real, weren't you, Honey?!
Honey: It's fine if I fight for real, since I'm just a defenceless girl!
Shiro: Defenceless?
Honey: Hey! I didn't say I was that bad off, you know!
Shiro: Wait! That's not what I meant... Hahahah....

Round 5 - vs. Mami

pre-fight

Shiro: Um... are you fighting in the grand showdown?
Mami: Yep! I was chosen to fight in the showdown too!

(Translator's note: Mami speaks in third-person.)

Mami: Hey! How about you fight against me!
Shiro: Well... I mean that's a little....
Mami: It's not a problem! I'm really strong! Well then! Here I go!

victory

Mami: Nh, I lost...
Mami: If I had won, I could have found a way to cure my sick mom... Waaaah!!
Shiro: I understand! I'll do whatever I can, so please don't cry-!
Mami: Really?
Shiro: Yep! For real! If I go ask the Professor, I'm sure he can work something out!
Mami: Okay! It's a promise, Bomberman!

Round 6 - vs. Denta & Puipui

pre-fight

Denta: Bomberman! I will be taking your life!
Shiro: What's that?! I don't get what you're talking about, but I'm not gonna lose that easy!
Denta: Hmph! I know that you're not one to be trifled with. We shall have a battle to see who will reign supreme. Just know that my Shinobi arts arts will not fail me.
Puipui: Ukiki! Ukiki! Ukii! (Let's play!)
Denta: All right! You understood things quickly, Puipui!
Puipui: Ukiki! Ukiki uki uki uki! (Lets play! Lets play!)
Shiro: If you ask me, it seems like you guys don't understand each other at all....

victory

Denta: Ugh--to think my Shinobi abilities would betray me, and grant you victory...
Puipui: Uki--- (owie...)
Shiro: Hey, did that monkey really come with you?
Denta: He did not. He actually saw me earlier and started following me around, although I'm not at all sure where he came from....
Shiro: So basically, he has nothing to do with you?

Round 7 - vs. Baguro

pre-fight

Baguro: HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHA!
Baguro: You've done well to reach this far, Bomberman! But the moment you stepped foot into the domain of the great Baguro-sama, your fate was decided!!
Shiro: What did you say?! I'm not gonna let you get away with that!
Baguro: GAHAHAH! You've got good gumption! Let's fight then!

victory

Baguro: Ahahahah! I guess I'll let you get off easy today!
Shiro: ....Whaat?
Baguro: But it won't be so easy next time! So you'd better come prepared!
Baguro: So until then! Hahah ahahahah!! Ow!
Shiro: Although I'm pretty sure you're the one who got defeated... I guess it doesn't matter.

Round 8 - vs. Deral

pre-fight

Deral: Hohohohoho!! You've come at last have you, Bomberman? ♥
Deral: However, your winning streak ends here! ♥ Because you've come upon the legendary beauty Deral! ♥ Hohohohoho!!
Shiro: Ugh----So I have to fight weirdoes until the very end?
Deral: Hmph! ♥ How rude!
Shiro: Ew! You're creepy! Let's just get this fight over with!
Deral: Oh my! So naive. ♥ So be it! Grovel before my beauty! Hohohohohoh!!

Ending

And so after conquering many foes, Bomberman is the winner! But don't let your guard down as there are plenty of evil people out there! Good luck Bomberman! Never back down Bomberman! The world's peace is within your hands!
Shiro: You heard 'em! Lets get to training, Kurobom!
Kuro: Why meeeee?!