{"id":979,"date":"2016-12-29T11:00:57","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T11:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2016-09-01T10:36:31","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T10:36:31","slug":"onm-remembered-446","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=979","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #446"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;If this doesn&#8217;t get a star letter I will personally wreck your house with a large wrecking ball.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-350.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-350th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"174\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Because finding the time to laugh at desperate readers seeking free merchandise was just what you did when you ran a magazine, apparently. Come on lads, either try harder to write a star letter, or try harder to write a bad letter! <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(bonus points to Kris for sending his bribe to the wrong magazine, though)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If this doesn&#8217;t get a star letter I will personally wreck your house with a large wrecking ball.&#8221; from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[49,60],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-64-magazine","tag-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}