{"id":962,"date":"2016-11-19T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2016-11-19T11:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=962"},"modified":"2016-09-01T10:19:45","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T10:19:45","slug":"onm-remembered-429","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #429"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;It&#8217;s like a Mario platformer only YOU DRAW the levels. If you can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s awesome about that, batter yourself now. With a wet fish. Hard.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-363.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-363th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I feel like I&#8217;ve written the same sentence every time I talk about console previews. New consoles are exciting, alright? And the DS wasn&#8217;t just a new console, it was a <i><b>weird<\/b><\/i> new console &#8211; how are going to play with <b>two<\/b> screens now? <i>And touchscreens?<\/i> What the heck is this, <i>Star Trek?!<\/i> I only have two hands and two eyes, Nintendo!<br \/>\nIt was an interesting new change and kind of cemented Nintendo&#8217;s slant towards oddball innovations ever since&#8230; as well as their inability to just get things right the first time. <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(How many DS variants were there in the end&#8230;?)<\/span> It&#8217;s not a handheld I have many personal comments about; I&#8217;ve grumbled about its dodgy library numerous times I&#8217;m sure, but I simply didn&#8217;t invest as much into it as I did the GBA for me to grow mildly impassioned about it. Sorry, DS! You&#8217;re at the threshold where my nostalgia grows faintest!<\/p>\n<p>I will say, gosh, did they make <i>Yoshi Touch &amp; Go<\/i> sound way more exciting than a slightly polished-up tech demo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s like a Mario platformer only YOU DRAW the levels. If you can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s awesome about that, batter yourself now. With a wet fish. Hard.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,74],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}