{"id":954,"date":"2016-11-01T11:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-11-01T11:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=954"},"modified":"2016-09-01T10:10:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T10:10:27","slug":"onm-remembered-421","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=954","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #421"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Even after artificially raising their hopes for a universal machine then releasing a late, overpriced, absurdly slower model and charging ludicrous sums for late, incompetently-converted games, such as, for example, Wave Race, Britain remains tenaciously eager! What could we possibly do next that&#8217;s more fun? Wait! I have it. We&#8217;ll delay the PAL Yoshi&#8217;s Island until 2002 and call it Hands Up! I Have A Gun &#8211; Put The Money In The Bag. Surely not even they will stand for that.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-374a.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-374ath.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"557\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-374b.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-374bth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"545\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-374c.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-374cth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"545\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-374d.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-374dth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-374e.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-374eth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"555\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>An entertaining review for <i>Lylat Wars<\/i>&#8216; UK release (&#8220;<i>as we must now teeth-grindingly call Starfox 64<\/i>&#8220;) by Jonathan Nash. Alongside oodles of lovely screenshots, it includes Fox McCloud&#8217;s very British journal entries across the various planets, lots of griping about Nintendo&#8217;s UK releases, and of all things, a sub-vs-dub argument on the English translation. You half expect him to complain they didn&#8217;t leave the honorifics in.<\/p>\n<p>Looking back, it&#8217;s almost strange knowing that gaming media and Nintendo 64 owners were blowing their tops in excitement over a rail shooter, of all things. It just seems so foreign now that unless it&#8217;s third-person exploration or a first-person shooter, it&#8217;s tough for mainstream media to get hyped for any other game. I&#8217;d love for a modern lightgun game to rock the news the way <i>Lylat Wars<\/i> did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Even after artificially raising their hopes for a universal machine then releasing a late, overpriced, absurdly slower model and charging ludicrous sums for late, incompetently-converted games, such as, for example, Wave Race, Britain remains tenaciously eager! What could we possibly do next that&#8217;s more fun? Wait! I have it. We&#8217;ll delay the PAL Yoshi&#8217;s Island [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[48,6],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-n64-magazine","tag-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}