{"id":950,"date":"2016-10-22T11:00:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-22T11:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=950"},"modified":"2016-09-01T10:05:17","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T10:05:17","slug":"onm-remembered-417","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=950","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #417"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;If you drive off-road for more than three seconds, you get told off. Thanks, mum.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-334.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-334.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Boy, what a sterile page design. The ONM reboot probably has five times the wordage its reviews had back in the old N64 days&#8230; but you really miss that visual spice, y&#8217;know?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Also I can&#8217;t keep but find it strange to have a game based on <i> Cars<\/i>, the movie where cars are living, breathing creatures with faces and everything&#8230; and the game&#8217;s camera is forever pinned on their mundane backsides. Not only is it a bit like a <i>Transformers<\/i> game with only vehicles and no robots <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacritic.com\/game\/wii\/transformers-dark-of-the-moon---stealth-force-edition\">cough<\/a>)<\/span>, but it also makes me feel like I&#8217;m objectifying poor McQueen. Surely there&#8217;s more to him than the junk in his trunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If you drive off-road for more than three seconds, you get told off. Thanks, mum.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,6],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}