{"id":945,"date":"2016-10-11T11:00:16","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T11:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=945"},"modified":"2016-09-01T09:59:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T09:59:00","slug":"onm-remembered-412","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #412"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Dom watches in misery as the errant skateboard rolls away, leaving him looking rather foolish.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-504.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-504th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This was evidently a short-lived feature <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(so short I only discovered it when filing in my gap of issues I missed in 2002!)<\/span> where a member of the ONM staff would make a buffoon of themselves trying to pull off sick sports stunts, while getting shown up by not only an actual sports star, but a video game as well. Someone clearly had it out for poor Dom.<br \/>\nGiven how the feature was a glorified excuse to give away rad sports merch, it&#8217;s no surprise it wasn&#8217;t a fixture. Dom can only be humiliated so long as his failure is sponsored and lucky readers can profit from it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dom watches in misery as the errant skateboard rolls away, leaving him looking rather foolish.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[44,37,41],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-feature","tag-onm","tag-staff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}