{"id":943,"date":"2016-10-07T11:00:27","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=943"},"modified":"2016-09-01T09:57:14","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T09:57:14","slug":"onm-remembered-wallop-week-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=943","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; Wallop Week, day 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;But unlike the bizarre <i>Oozumo<\/i>, this doesn&#8217;t feature fat lard-ased, pony tailed, pampers wearing, slap-happy, hippo-like mountains (the kind that made Gazza&#8217;s mate Jimmy Five Bellies look like Twiggy).&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-471a.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-471ath.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-471b.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-471bth.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Yet another wrasslin&#8217; feature, this time from the land of the rising sun in the form of <i>New Japan Pro Wrestling: Tohkon Road Brave Spirits<\/i>! I, er, have as much to say about it as reviewer Noely does. I&#8217;m faintly familiar with some of these names thanks to a wrestle-mad pal (and his rad <a href=\"http:\/\/lordmo.tumblr.com\/tagged\/puroresu-buddies\">custom sprite collection<\/a> was a great help pegging names to faces), but I confess I&#8217;m disappointed the in-game graphics are realistically proportioned and not the chibi little ruffians depicted in the illustrations. I&#8217;ve said it before and I&#8217;ve said it again, if every sports game&#8217;s artstyle depicted the characters as chubby little dwarves I&#8217;d be set for life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;But unlike the bizarre Oozumo, this doesn&#8217;t feature fat lard-ased, pony tailed, pampers wearing, slap-happy, hippo-like mountains (the kind that made Gazza&#8217;s mate Jimmy Five Bellies look like Twiggy).&#8221; from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[51,6],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-n64-pro","tag-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}