{"id":94,"date":"2010-09-21T23:54:01","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T23:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=94"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:51:25","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:51:25","slug":"i-still-think-diglett-has-a-protruding-pink-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"I still think Diglett has a protruding pink mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->There&#8217;s a lot of  things I don&#8217;t give a hoot about, but I love discussing them with people. I&#8217;d  like to say that I enjoy discussing politics with similarly cynical people, but,  well, no, I don&#8217;t. It&#8217;s an exercise in losing my will to live. What I do enjoy  discussing, however, is Pok\u00e9mon! With select people, of course. With any old Tom,  Dick or Harry it also becomes an exercise in losing my will to live. I do not  care to discuss the tournament rules of Pok\u00e9mon battling, buddy, just give me a  debate about why people think Gardevoir is so attractive and then I can get my  Freudian ball rolling.<\/p>\n<p>Namely, something I  was discussing recently was the leakage of, well, everything from the new games  Black &amp; White. All one hundred and fifty something of the new creatures?  Everyone knows what they are now, apparently! I was shown this little  creature&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"where the lopunnies at\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-zuruggu1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and I was  rather&#8230; <em>offput<\/em> by it.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"THE NEXT STEP IN MARINE EVOLUTION\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-zuruggu2.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"195\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It looked like some  kinda freaky fish thing given an ill-fitting body. Like a <a href=\"http:\/\/bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net\/wiki\/Snorunt_%28Pok%C3%83%C2%A9mon%29\">Snorunt<\/a> decided to sand itself into a rounded fish-like shape, acquired a thin lanky  body and an oversized pair of pants. <em><strong>Those <span style=\"font-size: medium;\">beady<\/span> <span style=\"font-size: large;\">little<\/span> <span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">e-y-e-s<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"at least it isn't wearing a g-string underneath those pants\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-zuruggu3.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"196\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Turns out it&#8217;s just  meant to be a bug-eyed lizard. I was interpreting its nostrils as its eyes. At  least this incident was resolved quickly and didn&#8217;t plague me for years like the  last time this happened (see 11 September 2008 entry!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a lot of things I don&#8217;t give a hoot about, but I love discussing them with people. I&#8217;d like to say that I enjoy discussing politics with similarly cynical people, but, well, no, I don&#8217;t. It&#8217;s an exercise in losing my will to live. What I do enjoy discussing, however, is Pok\u00e9mon! With select [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,5],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-game","tag-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}