{"id":908,"date":"2016-09-01T11:00:50","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=908"},"modified":"2016-04-17T09:46:34","modified_gmt":"2016-04-17T09:46:34","slug":"onm-remembered-398","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #398"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;SEAL&#8217;S MOST WANTED: Pictures of Darth Wader (Seal&#8217;s so-called father)&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-461.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-461th.JPG\" width=\"94\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s difficult to step back and realise in the same magazine that was showing you just how cute and nifty Paper Mario was, readers were sending in suggestions to a fictional seal on how to graphically murder the editor. The &#8217;90s were wild, man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;SEAL&#8217;S MOST WANTED: Pictures of Darth Wader (Seal&#8217;s so-called father)&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[60,37,61],"class_list":["post-908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-letters","tag-onm","tag-seal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}