{"id":884,"date":"2016-07-07T11:00:46","date_gmt":"2016-07-07T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=884"},"modified":"2016-04-16T14:58:32","modified_gmt":"2016-04-16T14:58:32","slug":"onm-remembered-374","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=884","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #374"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;PlayStation 2 controllers may have been voted the most comfortable around but after a match of FIFA they might as well be coated in butter as they become far too slippery.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-485.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-485th.JPG\" width=\"250\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This is the story of my bloody life.<\/p>\n<p>I want to say sweating all over gamepads is just a thing that happens, probably because I don&#8217;t want to be alone with this problem, but I&#8217;d like to think there are millions of folks out there living merry, dry-palmed lives, able to put away a controller after a night of <i>Left 4 Dead<\/i> without even a drop of moisture on it. Meanwhile I&#8217;m digging out old GameCube controllers and having to scrape my palm residue from in between the prongs. I could tell you stories that&#8217;d scare the eyebrows clean off your face, buddy.<\/p>\n<p>Forget plastic surgery and fake tans, I&#8217;d kill for a perspiration dial. Turn it down when I&#8217;d really rather wear a dry shirt outside today, and crank it up whenever I need to ward off large predators.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;PlayStation 2 controllers may have been voted the most comfortable around but after a match of FIFA they might as well be coated in butter as they become far too slippery.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[60,37],"class_list":["post-884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-letters","tag-onm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}