{"id":86,"date":"2010-09-06T21:11:52","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T21:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=86"},"modified":"2010-09-07T21:17:22","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T21:17:22","slug":"its-hard-not-to-make-an-insensitive-celebrity-death-joke-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s hard not to make an insensitive celebrity death joke here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->Y&#8217;know, I was always  under the impression that musicians who leave a legacy always die in a manner  befitting of their final days. Jimi Hendrix choked on his vomit because he was drugged on all kinds of stuff, Elvis died on the crapper due to the decay of his health,  and I just read that a member of ELO died recently.<\/p>\n<p>By being hit with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-devon-11195393\">bale of hay<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Um.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, it was  allegedly a wonkin&#8217; huge bale of hay, it wasn&#8217;t like it was just some straws  that popped his clogs, but still not a good way to go. My condolences.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;know, I was always under the impression that musicians who leave a legacy always die in a manner befitting of their final days. Jimi Hendrix choked on his vomit because he was drugged on all kinds of stuff, Elvis died on the crapper due to the decay of his health, and I just read that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}