{"id":759,"date":"2015-06-11T11:00:13","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=759"},"modified":"2015-06-07T22:15:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-07T22:15:19","slug":"onm-remembered-286","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=759","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #286"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;That 16 year old you were expecting could easily turn out to be a 45 year old pervert.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-395.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-395th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 113 (February 2002)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">It&#8217;s to be expected that magazines can&#8217;t get prizes to give out all by themselves, hence this issue&#8217;s partnership with Electronics Boutique and the Home Office to offer some sweet swag. They provide the prizes, ONM gives them room to shill their services.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">It&#8217;s&#8230; just a little upsetting that the first two things your eyes are drawn to on this page are &#8220;win a free GBA!&#8221; and &#8220;watch out for paedophiles.&#8221; It&#8217;s sound advice, especially nowadays when social media is darn near inescapable and pushed upon even primary school kids <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(and when even the most innocuous of children&#8217;s media can attract an unscrupulous community, to boot)<\/span>&#8230; but, man, could they not have given the message its own page or something? I should be thrilled at the prospect of great prizes but instead I&#8217;m worried they&#8217;ll mail a paedophile to my door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That 16 year old you were expecting could easily turn out to be a 45 year old pervert.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 113 (February 2002)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[57,37],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-contest","tag-onm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}