{"id":740,"date":"2015-05-07T11:00:07","date_gmt":"2015-05-07T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=740"},"modified":"2015-05-02T11:25:21","modified_gmt":"2015-05-02T11:25:21","slug":"onm-remembered-staff-week-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; Staff Week, day 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;We&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll agree that the mag&#8217;s looking hotter than Buffy after an hour-long, leather-clad vampire-slaying mission!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-312.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-312th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>One thing Nintendo Pro didn&#8217;t hide was that it was staffed entirely by grossly-proportioned photoshop monstrosities. A whopping twelve people made this magazine&#8230; and we learn absolutely nothing about them. No interesting bios, no job descriptions, just the abbreviated titles of their favourite Nintendo games.<\/p>\n<p>This probably wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if they didn&#8217;t give reserve the Ritz-Carlton treatment for the <b>Nintendo Pro Characters<\/b>. Boasting nifty little vector art, a quick run-down of their schtick and more shilling than any of the real flesh and blood behind the mag&#8217;s publication. It must suck a little to get snubbed in favour of a cartoon canine&#8230; though I&#8217;d be honoured to be on the same page as F&#8217;real Seal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll agree that the mag&#8217;s looking hotter than Buffy after an hour-long, leather-clad vampire-slaying mission!&#8221; from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[51,41],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-n64-pro","tag-staff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}