{"id":697,"date":"2015-02-26T11:00:46","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=697"},"modified":"2015-02-26T21:50:46","modified_gmt":"2015-02-26T21:50:46","slug":"onm-remembered-241","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #241"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Go on Otis, you go first. We have a bad feeling about this, so the old boy makes sure everything is safe.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-344.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-344th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 92 (May 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Somewhere along the line, the <i>Turok<\/i> series went from merely obliterating your enemies with outlandishly grotesque weapons, to sacrificing the lives of fellow survivors just to make things easier for you. I don&#8217;t know about you, but I think a few janitors would be wildly appreciated in a post-apocalyptic landscape. Sure, it&#8217;s easy to dish it out with a Cerebral Bore, but would <b><i>you<\/i><\/b> want to be the one responsible for cleaning those hallways of viscera and grey matter? The Lost Land needs more folk like Otis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Go on Otis, you go first. We have a bad feeling about this, so the old boy makes sure everything is safe.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 92 (May 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,71],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-turok"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}