{"id":633,"date":"2014-11-20T11:00:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T11:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=633"},"modified":"2014-11-03T19:10:15","modified_gmt":"2014-11-03T19:10:15","slug":"onm-remembered-202-prelude-to-pokemon-week-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #202 &#8211; prelude to Pok\u00e9mon Week II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;How to train a kick ass Pok\u00e9mon team&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-226.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-226th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-263.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-263th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Pok\u00e9mon Master Guide (1999)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The Official Nintendo Magazine Pok\u00e9mon Master Guide!! This was the bee&#8217;s effin&#8217; knees for a Pok\u00e9-nut in the late 90s, though funnily enough, my brother and I hadn&#8217;t even got the <i>Pokemon<\/i> games when we picked this up. Like any other dopey kid of the era, we were swept up in all the hype, but we were hoping to find a source that&#8217;d just tell us a little something about the franchise: what it&#8217;s about, who these guys are &#8211; something with a little more detail (and credibility) than what you&#8217;d hear on the schoolyard. Instead it&#8217;s a hideously in-depth guide to the video games, and darn-near impenetrable to anyone who hasn&#8217;t played them. Well, that certainly forced its hand, didn&#8217;t it?<br \/>\nMum, dad, in the off-chance you&#8217;re reading this, I can only apologise. <i> <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">We didn&#8217;t know what we were getting into!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>These guides were littering the counter shelves of GAME <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(or was it still Electronics Boutique at that time?)<\/span>, and came with fancy shiny covers in both red and blue. It looks nicer in person, if you copy hasn&#8217;t been horribly man-handled for the past fifteen years.<\/p>\n<p>All this week, more <i>Pok\u00e9mon<\/i> crap! If you want to believe I&#8217;m topical, consider it a countdown until <i>Omega Ruby<\/i> and <i>Alpha Sapphire<\/i> hit European shores, and not just an excuse for me to blow through a stack of backlogged images.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How to train a kick ass Pok\u00e9mon team&#8221; from Pok\u00e9mon Master Guide (1999)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,50],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-pokemon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}