{"id":600,"date":"2013-12-24T11:00:19","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=600"},"modified":"2013-10-10T14:11:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-10T14:11:40","slug":"onm-remembered-185","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #185"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;The smell of Yoshi pooing out eggs is actually WORSE than the hum from Bowser&#8217;s jockstrap.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-135.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-135th.JPG\" width=\"250\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s the Christmas miracle that nobody asked for!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Crikey! Eight years after they chucked him out, Seal came back for a brief appearance at the very end of this Christmassy issue. He&#8217;s still surly, he&#8217;s still vulgar, and he&#8217;s brought a bunch of bad jokes with him. Don&#8217;t ever change, Seal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The smell of Yoshi pooing out eggs is actually WORSE than the hum from Bowser&#8217;s jockstrap.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,61],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-seal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}