{"id":554,"date":"2013-10-05T11:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-10-05T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=554"},"modified":"2013-09-11T13:32:35","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T13:32:35","slug":"onm-remembered-155","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=554","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered – #155"},"content":{"rendered":"

“You wouldn’t have any lives, just \u00a31000 to spend on repairs or fines.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nfrom N64 Magazine issue 14 (April 1998)<\/p>\n

The Star Wars<\/i> idea is cute, but I think by now we’re well aware that nothing will quite live up to the imagination or expectations of what’s in these guys’ heads. Besides, I can’t help but dread that if they were to retell the story, Lucas would realise he had even more ideas he couldn’t incorporate into the films.<\/p>\n

The realistic driving game sounds pretty neat, actually. Something like that’s probably already been made, actually. I’d love to try Responsible Motorist Simulator 2013, because I sure as heck wouldn’t trust myself on the road. I wouldn’t trust myself with a website, for that matter!<\/p>\n

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\nAlso on the same letters page is this strange newspaper article apparently hijacking some viral marketing for Star Fox 64, and turning it into celestial support for Leicester Football Club. I rather foolishly forgot to scan the whole answer, but it can only be the work of some skeezy fly-by-night journo. Who else are we to blame? Andross?<\/i><\/b> That guy’s got better things to do, man. Like gate crashing the conclusion to a dodgy spin-off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“You wouldn’t have any lives, just \u00a31000 to spend on repairs or fines.” from N64 Magazine issue 14 (April 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[60,48,56,59,43],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-letters","tag-n64-magazine","tag-spice-game","tag-star-wars","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}