{"id":507,"date":"2013-07-25T11:00:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=507"},"modified":"2013-07-01T19:06:35","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T19:06:35","slug":"onm-remembered-127","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #127"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;WELCOME TO PARADISE&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-185.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-185th.JPG\" width=\"274\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TAMPERED WITH THE RADIOACTIVE GARLIC DIP<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">WHO KNEW IT POSSESSED SUCH BRILLIANT REPRODUCTIVE QUALITIES<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\">RUN BILLY<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><i><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\">SAVE YOURSELF<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">WARN THE POPULACE BEFORE IT BEGINS CLONING OBJECTS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THESE DELICIOUS WALKERS CRISPS<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s when <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=317\"> Daniel Radcliffe&#8217;s giant disembodied head<\/a> comes in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;WELCOME TO PARADISE&#8221; from N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[33,37,43],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-ad","tag-onm","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}